Weddings are a time for celebration, love, and… outrageous demands? Yep! From ridiculous gift requests to pay-per-slice cake policies, some couples take their wedding planning to a whole new (and expensive) level. So grab your popcorn and prepare for these jaw-dropping tales of matrimonial madness! 1. Vegas Wedding, but Don’t Forget the Pricey Gift! My cousin Susy announced she was having a small Vegas wedding because “money’s tight.” Fair enough, right? But then, a week later, she sent out a gift registry to everyone not invited, asking for high-end items! Despite her being my maid of honor and covering her expenses at my wedding, she wanted me to spend $500 on a mixer I wouldn’t even see in action. Hard pass, cousin.

“We’re off to Vegas! Here’s our registry — gifts only, please!” 2. When Your Maid of Honor’s Dress Costs More Than the Wedding I had a modest wedding — $80 for my dress and $30 for my maid of honor’s gown. However, she decided her dress needed $100 in alterations, surpassing the cost of my entire bridal ensemble. To top it off, she expected me to cover her expensive shoes too. Let’s just say my bank account felt the wedding stress. 3. The Wedding with VIP Guests and Leftover Cake for the Rest Imagine attending a wedding where half the guests got gourmet meals and open-bar access while the rest were left with a cash bar and grocery store cake. That’s exactly what happened at my “friend’s” wedding.

Guests were divided into two tiers: the privileged ones and the, well, not-so-privileged. To rub salt in the wound, they even set up a donation box to fund their honeymoon! “Fancy fondant for the VIPs, grocery store sheet cake for the rest of us.” 4. The Cash-Only Wedding: Forget Gifts, Bring Your Wallet Instead of a traditional registry, this couple requested cold, hard cash — and not just a small amount. They expected guests to fork out serious money to cover their dream wedding.

Unsurprisingly, the guest list started shrinking. Even more ironic? They didn’t make it to their first anniversary. 5. No Photos Allowed, Says the Mother-in-Law My mother-in-law insisted we keep our wedding photos off social media to protect “family privacy.” While we’d already downsized our wedding to a small, woodsy elopement, this was the final straw. Needless to say, those pictures went up online faster than she could say, “I object.” 6. Bad Hair Day Turns into a Family Slapfest My half-sister Linda demanded all bridesmaids have identical hairstyles, despite our varying hair types. When my mom booked me a local, budget-friendly salon, Linda lost it. Drama escalated at the rehearsal dinner when Linda’s mom physically slapped mine. The next day, most of my family boycotted the wedding — all over a hairstyle. 7. Destination Wedding Disaster: The Hotel Bill Is More Than the Wedding! My friends planned a tropical destination wedding but quickly switched to an interstate venue due to military obligations. Despite the change, they demanded we all stay in overpriced hotels. With the mounting expenses, my husband and I were ready to elope ourselves. 8. Boat Fund Wedding: Forget Gifts, Buy Us a Yacht! My friend’s cousin and his bride-to-be had a unique request: instead of wedding gifts, they asked guests to contribute to their dream boat fund. Not just any boat, though — a luxury Mastercraft yacht! Nothing says romance like helping a couple sail into the sunset on your dime. 9. $1,000 Wedding Admission Fee Goldilocks (not her real name) had one rule for her wedding: a minimum cash gift of $1,000 per guest. Anything less “wouldn’t make a difference.” She even asked us to label our envelopes to ensure proper credit. Never thought I’d pay for a front-row seat to her wedding extravaganza! 10. Pay for Every Slice of Cake at This Wedding This couple took wedding audacity to new heights. Not only was their destination wedding in the middle of nowhere, but they also charged guests for every bite of food and drink. And who orchestrated this? The bride’s father! Unsurprisingly, the wedding was a disaster, and I’ll be skipping their vow renewal. There you have it — ten stories that prove some weddings are more about the price tag than the love. Got your own tale of wedding wackiness? Share it in the comments!