Husband Always I
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent…
The Fireman Hose…
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on…
A boss
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop…
Old Men Sitting On A Bench
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past though them. One of the men smiles and this…
A lady dies and goes to heaven.
When she gets there, she is confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter. She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated…
Hi darling!
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. Fromunder the blanket she notices four legs instead of two! She reaches for…
The Internet is in Chaos Trying to Find a Hidden Leopard in the Snow
We should constantly be completely enthralled with a photograph of the natural world. There are a variety of landscapes and animals on our lovely planet that make…
My friend asked me
My friend asked me, “Why are you getting a divorce?” I responded, “My wife wasn’t home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent…
A young teenage girl was making a living as a prostitute
And for obvious reasons she kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the…