A Surprising Phone Conversation
It all started innocently enough. The little girl picks up the phone and dials her dad’s number. When asked where mom is, she replies without missing a beat, “No, Dad. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”

Any parent would be taken aback by such a statement. Dad, trying to make sense of it all, calmly tells his little girl, “But honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul.” To which she firmly responds, “Oh yes, Mom says I do and he is upstairs with Mom in the bedroom right now.”

Dad’s Unexpected Plan
Caught off guard, Dad comes up with a plan. He instructs his daughter, “Okay, then this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, and knock on the bedroom door. Then scream that Dad’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

The curious dad patiently waits for the little girl to carry out his plan. After a few minutes, she returns to the phone. Now it’s time for the big reveal. Dad eagerly asks, “And what happened, honey?”

Hilarious Chaos Ensues
Here’s where things take a hilarious turn. The little girl recounts the chaos that unfolded in the bedroom. “Well, Mom got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser, and now she isn’t moving at all.”

You can almost imagine the panic in dad’s voice as he exclaims, “Oh my God!!!! And what happened to your Uncle Paul?” The little girl then delivers another unexpected twist. “He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week and cleaned it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he is dead.”

By this point, Dad is in total shock. There’s a long pause on the line before he finally manages to speak, his voice filled with confusion and disbelief. “Swimming pool? …. Is this 486-5731?”