My wife’s mother visited us. We were all in the sitting room chatting.

My wife felt like having s*x but couldn’t tell me directly so she stood up and pretended she had developed a terrible headache.

She went to the bedroom and I followed her shortly.

We had s*x and when I came back to the sitting room, I forgot to zip up.

In the sitting room; Mother in law: “How is she nov !” Me: “I’ve given her Panadol. She is now sleeping”

Mother-in-law: “That’s good my son, now please CLOSE THE PHARMACY.”