A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the…
The astonished woman
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir I must have misunderstood you what did you say?” “Listen up, damn it I said I want to…
Husband Always I
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent…
The Fireman Hose…
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on…
A boss
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop…
Old Men Sitting On A Bench
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past though them. One of the men smiles and this…
A lady dies and goes to heaven.
When she gets there, she is confused to find everyone furiously cracking eggs, dumping flour, and mixing batter. She turns around and sees an entire section dedicated…
Hi darling!
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. Fromunder the blanket she notices four legs instead of two! She reaches for…
The Internet is in Chaos Trying to Find a Hidden Leopard in the Snow
We should constantly be completely enthralled with a photograph of the natural world. There are a variety of landscapes and animals on our lovely planet that make…
