Son: “Dad, I fell in love and want to date this girl”

Son: “Dad, I fell in love and want to date this girl”

Father: “That’s great, son! Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhh, I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something,…

My ex…

My ex…

THREE DOORS IN HELL

THREE DOORS IN HELL

A blonde comes

A blonde comes

A blonde comes up to him and says, wow what a great chest you have! The man replies, Thats one hundred pounds of dynamite babe. The man…

Last night…

Last night…

A young

A young

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says…

THAT HILARIOUS JOKE

THAT HILARIOUS JOKE

Little Johnny…

Little Johnny…

Little Johnny walks into his dad’s bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look…

Woman…

Woman…

The Execution..

The Execution..