Ethel leaned over and quietly asked

Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later. Judy remarried again, and this time, she and John had 5 more children, Judy finally dies, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked Lord for this very loving woman and said: “Lord, they are finally together.” Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend,
“Margaret, do you think he means her first, second, or thirdhusband?” Margaret replied: “I think he means her legs, Ethel!”

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