Three Kids are arguing about who’s dad is the fastest.

At lunch the first boy says,

“My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor he can run to the ground level & be there before the brick hits!”

“Not bad,” says the 2nd boy, “But my dad is faster.”

“He is a professional archer. When he shoots an arrow at the bulls-eye he can reach it before the arrow does!”

“That’s pretty fast,” says the 3rd boy, “But not as fast as my old man.”

“My dad works for the Government as a public servant, & when he finishes work at 5pm, he can get home by 2:30pm!”

A man sat at a local bar and said:

“This is a special day, I’m celebrating.”

“What a coincidence”, said the woman next to him,

“I’m celebrating, too”, she said and clinked glasses with him.

“What are your celebrating?”, the woman asked.

“I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.”

“What a coincidence”, the woman said,

“For my husband and I have been trying to have a child.

Today, my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant!

How did your chickens become fertile?”, she asked.

“I switched cocks”, he replied.

“What a coincidence”, she said.