70-year-old

Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if it’s been a long time since you were last single. Of course, the most important lesson to remember is that it’s crucial you stay open to others and don’t judge anyone too quickly.

It was with that in mind that I decided to share a funny story I recently came across online. It involves a 70-year-old widow, a newspaper advert, and a search for a new husband.

She was at home one day when her doorbell suddenly rang … only, she couldn’t possibly have predicted who would be on the other side.

Read the full hilarious joke below — and make sure you stick with it until the punchline.

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again…

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”

The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: “Just look at you — you have no legs!”

The old gent smiled: “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”

“You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: “Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Related Posts

Man Finds Out His Late Wife Had Been Cheating on Him for over 30 Years, So Kids Take DNA Tests

A man opened up on Reddit after discovering that his deceased wife had been cheating on him for more than three decades. He devised a plan to…

3 Heart-Wrenching Stories of Child Adoptions That Took an Unexpected Turn

In the blink of an eye, life can thrust us into moments we never saw coming, blurring the lines between what we want and what’s meant to…

After Husband’s Death, Woman Splits Inheritance with Younger Son and Gives Nothing to Older Son

Melissa and Peter were loving parents to two boys, Jack and Mark. Their family life seemed perfect on the surface, but Jack always felt a subtle undercurrent…

I Helped My Father Renovate Our Family Home and Found a Letter That Uncovered a Family Secret

Upon arriving at my father Edward’s house, the once vibrant echoes of my childhood were replaced by a haunting silence. The home, now a reflection of my…

People stunned after Katy Perry attends Paris fashion show almost naked – ‘what is wrong with her’

People have been left stunned after Katy Perry appeared virtually naked during the Vogue World: Paris runway over the weekend. The annual Vogue runway show on Sunday,…

Disney Legend Passes Away At 95

Richard M. Sherman, renowned for producing songs for iconic films like “Mary Poppins,” handed absent at the age of 95 on Saturday. The celebrated songwriter, who frequently…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *